Artist Awards You’ll By no means Win
The Arkansas River “Dave” Fellowship Given quarterly to a Southern-born limericist who lives in (word: not “on”—see our FAQ) the Arkansas River. Residents should reside underwater in Colorado, Kansas, Oklahoma, or Arkansas. Should be named Dave (word: not “David”—see our FAQ). The George R. Herman Award The George R. Herman Society of Altoona, Pa., invitations […]