DOGE-Impressed Spring Cleansing – McSweeney’s Web Tendency

Begin together with your closet. Establish all of the T-shirts you haven’t worn in three years. Then throw away all of your garments, together with those you’re carrying. Use a duster to scrub off the highest cabinets above your mattress. After that, tear down the cabinets and blow them to smithereens. Do a blanket purge. […]