6:30 a.m. I awaken from sleep with the unparalleled vitality of somebody who has a whole school-sanctioned day to humiliate their offspring. 6:55 a.m. Peering into my closet, I choose the skinniest denims I personal—critically, I haven’t worn these since earlier than my preteen was born. Irrespective of. I squeeze my unforgiving middle-aged physique into […]