The Elementary Faculty Disciplinary Document of Jesus Christ
“Failing historical past. Insists on itemizing all dates as ‘Earlier than Me’ and ‘After Me.’ Steerage counselor says that he’s ‘unusually selfish for a kid of his age.’” “Chews gum throughout class. As soon as, once I requested if he’d ‘introduced sufficient for the entire class,’ Jesus pulled the wad from his mouth, broke it […]