A Memorandum from the Newly Established Division of Grammar Effectivity
TO: Heads of Government Departments and BusinessesFROM: Division of Grammar Effectivity (DOGE)RE: Steering on grammar The federal Authorities is eliminating inefficient grammar. NO ONE understands the right way to correctly use an em-dash or semicolon. Subsequently, these forms of punctuation at the moment are ELIMINATED to guard hard-working American Residents from additional confusion. YOUR WELCOME. […]