Hiring a plumber with out vetting them throughout a number of Fb group boards

Beginning a film after 9 p.m.

Texting with out your glasses

Consuming a Costco sizzling canine

Celebrating the one-year anniversary of ignoring your automobile’s “examine engine” gentle

Sitting underneath the ceiling fan you put in after taking two gummies

Vacationing with out your CPAP machine

Parking in an area reserved for customers with toddlers

Not holding the handrail whereas driving an escalator

Driving after nightfall

Refusing to finish your podiatrist’s on-line consumption kind

Pretending you haven’t heard that scratching sound coming out of your attic

Fixing a bowl of cereal with out sniffing the milk first

Believing you possibly can seamlessly transition from an Android to an iPhone

Shopping for standing-room-only tickets to see a ska band you liked again while you thought sciatica was only a small city in upstate New York

Having two drinks after 9 p.m.

Taking chilly medication that expired through the first Obama administration

Strolling your canine on uneven sidewalks

Speaking about “retirement” prefer it’s an actual chance

Blaming self-checkout in your hypertension and your power shoplifting

Answering “Unknown Caller”

Sleeping along with your AirPods in to drown out your associate’s wild-boar-like loud night breathing

Hopping in your Peloton with a stomach stuffed with Smashburger

Doing something after 9 p.m.