When Harry Met Sally…

“I got here right here tonight as a result of if you understand you wish to damage the longer term for everyone, you need the longer term to begin as quickly as potential.”

Notting Hill

“Don’t neglect—I’m additionally simply an unelected tech billionaire, standing in entrance of a Treasury Division, asking it to provide him delicate taxpayer knowledge.”

Love Story

“Filling the Supreme Court docket with conservative justices means by no means having to say you’re sorry.”

Casablanca

“We’ll all the time have pulling out of the Paris Settlement.”

Love Truly

“It appears to me that migrants are all over the place. Typically, they’re not significantly dignified or newsworthy, however they’re all the time there. When you search for them, I’ve bought a sneaky feeling you’ll discover a few of them, really, being flown to Guantanamo.”

Titanic

“You soar, I soar out of the UN Human Rights Council.”

My Finest Good friend’s Marriage ceremony

“When you hate somebody, you ban them from competing in girls’s sports activities. You ban them proper then, in Sharpie. In any other case, the primary month in workplace simply… passes you by.”

Soiled Dancing

“I’m petrified of strolling out of this room and by no means feeling the remainder of my complete life the best way I really feel once I’m imposing tariffs on our largest commerce companions.”

Bridget Jones’s Diary

“What I’m making an attempt to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in truth, maybe regardless of appearances, I like previous white males being accountable for all the things very a lot. Simply as they’re.”

As Good as It Will get

“You make me wish to be a greater effectivity tsar.”

The Pocket book

“It’s not gonna be simple. It’s gonna be actually laborious. We’re gonna must work at this on daily basis, however I wish to do this as a result of I need you, Gaza, and I need you too, Canada, Greenland, and Panama Canal. I need all of you. Ceaselessly. You and me… on daily basis.”

Fairly Girl

“So, what occurred after the patriot climbed up the Capitol wall and rescued the president’s legacy?”

“He rescues him proper again. You’re pardoned.”

Annie Corridor

“I considered that previous joke, y’know, the, this… this man goes to a psychiatrist and says, ‘Doc, uh, my brother’s loopy; he thinks he’s a hen.’ And the physician says, ‘Effectively, why don’t you flip him in?’ The man says, ‘I might, however I would like the eggs.’ Effectively, I suppose that’s just about now how I really feel about consumerism and inflated prices; y’know, they’re completely irrational and loopy and absurd and… however, uh, I suppose, we hold shopping for as a result of, uh, most of us… want the eggs.”

Sense and Sensibility

“I’ve come right here with no expectations, solely to profess, now that I’m at liberty to take action, that your democratic rights are, and all the time might be, mine.”

4 Weddings and a Funeral

“There I used to be, standing there within the Oval Workplace, and for the primary time in my complete life, I spotted I completely and totally listened to at least one particular person. And it wasn’t my advisors or anybody in Congress. It’s the particular person standing reverse me now… within the OCCUPY MARS stomach shirt.”

“Am I nonetheless carrying that high?… I hadn’t observed.”

Jerry Maguire

“You full my anti-DEI payments.”

“Shut up! Simply shut up. You had me at ‘Minorities trigger aviation accidents.’”