This may appear to be a tiny, insignificant element, and within the grand scheme of gameplay, it’s. However I’ve issues in regards to the lack of a purposeful sink, primarily as a result of my pilot’s bed room does have a purposeful rest room.

Let me clarify. When not actively enjoying a match in Mecha Break, you’ll be able to take management of your pilot and jog across the dropship the sport’s pilots and Strikers name dwelling. In your pilot’s quarters, they will recline on their mattress, sit at their desk, fiddle on their PC, or make the most of the assorted facilities of their lavatory. These facilities embody a fully-functional bathe. When the bathe is activated, a relatively voyeuristic cutscene performs in which you’ll watch your pilot bathe. The pilot is clearly nude, however it’s arduous to make out any particulars, because the privateness glass and bathe steam successfully censor any precise nudity.

When interacting with the bathroom, the same scene performs out with my pilot sitting on the porcelain throne, nonetheless blurred out by the lavatory’s privateness glass. However I discover this scene much more disturbing than the bathe. In contrast to the bathe scene, the toilet-using cutscene makes it clear that my pilot continues to be absolutely clothed in her skin-tight bodysuit. I’ve inspected the go well with carefully, and there aren’t any zippers or bum-flaps to be discovered, so I can solely assume that my pilot is utilizing the restroom by her bodysuit. Until Mecha Break’s pilots have stillsuit expertise, that outfit’s gotta be a strolling septic tank.

Much more alarming is the sink, or relatively, the shortage of a working one. In contrast to the bathe and the bathroom, interacting with the sink will merely trigger it to emerge from or shut up into the wall, Murphy bed-style. Work together with it once more, and it’ll fold outward. However at no level does a cutscene play wherein my pilot washes her arms. The sink doesn’t seem to have working water.

My pilot works very arduous, spending most of her days piloting her Striker-of-choice, Alysnes. Her bodysuit is tight and covers the whole lot apart from her face. It’s gotta get sweaty inside Alysnes’ cockpit, however after an extended day of beating up different Strikers, my pilot can’t even escape her bodysuit to make use of the restroom, and as soon as she’s carried out utilizing the restroom, the one possibility for sanitation is a bathe. How are Mecha Break’s pilots alleged to keep away from spreading diseases across the ship once they can’t even wash their arms? Absolutely this can be a Area OSHA violation.

I’m begging you, Mecha Break devs. When you’re going to drive my poor pilot to poop in a one-piece, skin-tight bodysuit — and make me watch whereas it occurs — at the least give her a working sink to clean her arms in afterwards.