“Failing historical past. Insists on itemizing all dates as ‘Earlier than Me’ and ‘After Me.’ Steerage counselor says that he’s ‘unusually selfish for a kid of his age.’”

“Chews gum throughout class. As soon as, once I requested if he’d ‘introduced sufficient for the entire class,’ Jesus pulled the wad from his mouth, broke it into many items, and gave it to his little mates. Then, everybody was chewing gum. He knew that’s not what I meant.”

“Retains washing his classmates’ ft. It is extremely cute, however the flooring is soaked. I slipped and almost broke my neck.”

“Talks out loud to his imaginary pal throughout class. Instructed the opposite youngsters there’s a ‘Holy Ghost’ within the room, which made a few of them cry.”

“Failing math. Can multiply seventy by seven, however is adamant that the quantity three is identical because the primary. Think about screening for dyscalculia.”

“Retains bringing his pet chicken to highschool. I don’t care if it’s a dove. It’s not hygienic.”

“Turned in a really complicated household tree challenge. Accordion-folded, so once I opened it, the ‘begets’ rolled all the way in which out to the parking zone. On the finish, the daddy’s department was labeled NOT MY REAL DAD. Issues at house?”

“Disrupts well being class. Shares inaccurate details about how infants are made.”

“Truancy. Wandered off in the midst of the day to go educate on the temple, which is wealthy. Perhaps he can strive passing a category right here first.”

“Fermented all of the juice packing containers throughout snack time. I can’t show it. However I do know he did it.”

“Someway introduced the category hamster again to life. Not strictly breaking a rule, I suppose, nevertheless it appears like that shouldn’t be allowed?”

“Promotes misbehavior. As we speak, Jesus’s cousin John was working forward of him by means of the halls, yelling, ‘PREPARE THE WAY FOR THE LORD!’ Later, on the playground, a number of youngsters advised me that John was placing honey on bugs and consuming them. I’m satisfied that Jesus dared him to.”

“Cast parental signature on permission slip. When confronted, he claimed that ‘I and the Father are One.’”

“Instructed one other scholar that ‘my dad can smite thy dad.’ Later, the opposite scholar’s father was late for pickup as a result of he fell off a ladder and shattered his collarbone. Does this imply one thing?”

“Disrupts PE. On the primary day of swimming class, he stood in the midst of the pool—on prime of the water. Pandemonium. When advised this was not allowed, he parted the waters and refused to place them again. How is he doing all this? Am I shedding it?”

“In response to the strict ‘no-birds’ coverage, he made a clay chicken throughout artwork class. Then he handed his arms over it, and bam—one other dove. I’m this near quitting my job.”

“Instructed me that he would ‘die for [my] sins’ after I put him in detention. What does that even imply? Is {that a} menace? Ought to I hotline this? Please advise.”

“Precipitated a panic throughout Profession Day. I believed Joseph can be coming to speak to the youngsters about constructing tables. The clouds parted. The voice, the sunshine… I don’t perceive it, however for god’s sake, simply move him.”